Important Public Announcement -- Guest Columnist
Hi hoomans. Crumblegums is writing this article today. Paw Paw too busy with his stoopid Army stuff. Important cat just passed over Rainbow Bridge. He was a Top Pootie in nieghborhood. He ruled his 'hood with iron paw. I knows the type 'cause I is one too. Go to NY Times for story. While you do that I will hunts rat in his honor. Then make one of my hoomans do my biddingsis. Just like he woolds...... ( hooman will be back soon..then I gives him his writing seat backs... )
East Villagers Remember a Cat Called Pretty Boy - NYTimes.com